Messy Room, Messy Mind

30 @ 30

2010-12-12T20:57:00.000-08:00

I turned 30 years old last month, and I decided that this year was going to be about doing a lot of things I'd never done before but always wanted to. Some of them are probably shared by a lot of people (read "War and Peace"), some are kind of kind of dumb (get a spray tan), and some are kind of awesome (bike a century). I am a far from frequent poster, but I plan on documenting most of the activities as a way of keeping myself honest, and I look forward to your feedback.

2009-11-04T19:49:00.000-08:00

Though I detest the East Coast winter, I love the East Coast fall. Images from a recent hike at Bear Mountain, NY.

Images from the 2009 Coney Island Mermaid Parade

2009-07-12T14:24:00.000-07:00

A few weeks ago I braved the seemingly endless summer rain to see the (in)famous Coney Island Mermaid Parade. Running the range from the mildly eccentric to the truly bizarre, it was pretty awesome. Combing through my shots I found a few that are relatively appropriate. Next year hopefully I'll be able to post some shots of me in the parade.

Away we go!

Recent photos

2009-04-15T00:02:00.001-07:00

Image from a giant pillow fight I participated in on Wall Street last week. More images available online here (among other places). I inhaled so many feathers in the course of the fight I was coughing for about two hours afterwards. Imagine a mosh pit filled with 500 people but rather than filled with pent up aggression they were filled with whimsy and armed with pillows. Good fun.

"The Professor" - the only chocolate bunny approved for graduate students. Alas, the bow tie proved inedible.

What happens when you challenge an NCAA-qualified sabre fencer just enough that he shows you how fast he can really be.

St. Patrick's Day in NYC

2009-03-24T19:36:00.000-07:00

Corn beef and cabbage (with a distinctly American side of macaroni and cheese). The soda bread was a surprise arrival that made the meal complete.

Some nice drum and fife corp work, courtesy of the Ancient Order of Hibernia.

Flag twirler in black sequined jumpsuit with flag.

I fail at spelling

2009-02-18T20:54:00.001-08:00

On Monday a friend and I competed in the locally infamous Williamsburg Spelling Bee at Pete's Candy Store in Brooklyn. Pete's is a really nice space, much like the kind of bars I imagined hanging out in when I moved to Manhattan before discovering they'd all been forced out by the high rents. The Bee was held in Pete's back room, a space which resembles nothing so much as a totally pimped out subway car interior. It's a great alternative to a quiz night, catering to the people who played more Scrabble growing up than Trivial Pursuit. There were about 20 participants representing a range of spelling abilities and backgrounds, from erudite hipsters to academic types complete with leather-patched tweed jackets. Somehow I missed the chance to participate in a spelling bee growing up, so I went into it really excited at the chance to show off my spelling chops. Then I realized, as the rounds progressed, how much years of relying on spell check software and writing nothing more involved than bullet point-based sentence fragments had atrophied what skills I might once have had. I survived a couple of rounds but was eventually undone by "prestidigitator," "antiphonal," and "intaglio" (the bee uses a "3 strikes and you're out" format). All in all, good times, though I will probably not be making a return visit until I've had a chance to brush up on my spelling skills a bit more.

2009-01-02T14:58:00.000-08:00

Plays on a photo my sister snapped of me posing in Doug Wheeler's "Eindhoven" installation at the Hirshhorn Museum of Modern Art. Wheeler's light installation was definitely a fun work, but there were a number of other interesting pieces. Whenever I pass through D.C. I try and stop in to see what the revolving exhibit is, and I am rarely disappointed.

Another standout in the exhibit was a work by Larry Bell, a minimalist who plays with shape and perception with free standing acrylic sculptures that, as you walk around them, challenge your perception of both them and the surrounding environment through witty twisting of light and reflection.Without much knowledge of his work, I've always disliked De Kooning, perhaps due to the apparant crudity of his technique and a lack of emotional resonance with the work I have seen. However, the museum had on display a number of entries in his "Woman" series, and maybe it's an indication of where I am in my life right now, but some of them really struck me. He strips away preconceptions with female figures that are simultaneously horrifying, beautiful, fertile, angry, desirable, and hideous. That they (referring to both the paintings and women in general) can be all of those things, simultaneously encapsulating multiple contradictions, is amazing.
Finally, I was struck by James Rosenquist's "The Light That Won't Fail." It's a much more conventional work, reflecting Rosenquist's origin as a commercial painter, but the color scheme and interesting juxtaposition of images makes this work. To be honest, my reaction probably is driven at least in part because the '50s are so "in" right now (thank you Mad Men and Amy Winehouse), but whatever the reason, it's a striking though ultimately depressing painting. Interesting contrast on female depiction to de Kooning's "Woman."

Random photos

2008-09-23T20:45:00.000-07:00

Some nice, random photos I came across as I was transferring files to my new laptop.

A thousand monkeys on a thousand typewriters

2008-03-15T04:20:00.000-07:00

The idea of artificially creating or recreating literature has been taken on by a couple of interesting authors with varying points of view. Jorge Louis Borges mentions the idea in an essay on the literary experience and explores some of the (volume) implications of the idea in his short story “The Library of Babel.” Enjoying a lazy Saturday afternoon in Maseru, Lesotho, I thought I would think about this idea a little on my own.

Take for example a very basic and limited form like the 5-7-5 haiku. Assume that 'thought' is the longest possible one-syllable word; it may not be, but we will use it as a placeholder. The longest string of characters forming one of the 5 syllable lines would thus be 43 character spaces in length, including the potential space for a punctuation mark after each 'thought' and counting the single spacing after each non-terminal word. Applying similar rules, the 7 syllable line would have 62 character spaces, giving us a total of 150 potential character spaces for the entire poem.

Given the standard keyboard, there are a limited number of options to fill those spaces. While someone can always insert non-Roman characters or symbols into poetry, using the standard entry available on an English keyboard, the breakdown of possible basic options when filling the character spaces is: Alphabet (lower case) – 26, Alphabet (upper case ) – 26, numbers – 10, space – 1, other keyboard options – 33, for a grand total of 96.

Given those two facts, 150 spaces and 96 options for each space, the total number of potential haiku fitting into the 5-7-5 scheme and the punctuation assumptions I have set forward is equal to 96^150. In other words, our set of potential 5-7-5 haiku has 96^150 members, within which will be captured all of the 5-7-5 haiku ever written or that can be written. Every master poet’s output, every mediocre effort by disinterested middle schoolers, haiku greater (and worse) than any that have ever been written. Not just in English either. Every potential haiku in Spanish, in French, in Chinese (pin-yin anyway), they would all be in that set.

How probable is this approach? While not a computer scientist, and should any computer scientists read this and care to comment I would be very interested, 96^150 is a very large number. 2.19*1^297 to be exact. Returning to Borges conceit (a library full of books containing every permutation of 410 page book containing 1.3 million letters), the library containing every one of our haiku permutations would have about 7.3*1^294 books (assuming 300 haiku per book). At 1 book a day, that would mean reading for 2.0*1^292 years. While scientific notation is nifty, in plain numbers that means you would be reading for 2,011,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years.

In the computer age the paper analogy is interesting by not necessarily topical to the discussion. Assuming you use computers to generate the set you could also layer in spelling and grammatical checks to weed out the vast majority of haiku that are completely or partially gibberish. Assuming that you could eliminate ~95% of the set as non-viable haiku (a low estimate), you would still have 1.09^1*296 members to sift through. Any way you slice it, a number of astronomical size. How about our monkeys on their anachronistic typewriters? Assuming a thousand monkeys each churning out a hundred distinct and legible haiku a day, it would take them 3.00*1^286 years to produce 1% of the set of viable haiku (which in turn was only 5% of the total possible).

Without a better knowledge of the relevant computer options I cannot say whether this is something a reasonably powerful supercomputer could handle, but the set, even in reduced form, is obviously far too large for any significant portion to be produced. And that is just for a simple haiku. The set for longer forms like the play or novel, thousands of times long than the haiku, would be accordingly larger. Could a thousand monkeys on a thousand typewriters reproduce the works of Shakespeare? Yes. We could even calculate the size of the potential set and the corresponding probability of them hitting one specific permutation like Macbeth within a given timeframe, but without some mechanism driving them towards more productive avenues, the time frame for getting our simian Shakespeare would probably far outstrip the expected lifespan of the sun.

Update: I’ve been discussing this with my brother (a sociologist with impressive large data set skills) and will revisit the topic in the future with more background research.

My head is too small

2008-03-15T04:16:00.000-07:00

While individual fields of study go in and out of vogue, the net effort devoted to expanding the sphere of human knowledge has never been greater. Simultaneously, technological innovations have kept pace by making information more accessible than ever before. In response to changes in the amount and accessibility of information, people have developed coping mechanisms with profound consequences for their professional and personal lives.

Professionally, we are moving towards increasing specialization. Achieving expert status in anything other than closely circumscribed areas has been made impossible by the sheer volume of available information. Case in point, the venerable general practice physician who has now morphed into a diagnostic expert, without peer at quickly discerning patients’ general problems and then sending them to the appropriate specialist.

Personally, we are becoming more comfortable relying on external information. Constantly checking and relying upon Wikipedia, other people, or any other form of external data storage is how we have adapted to a world where the volume of data necessary to function far outstrips the limits of our memory. While my grandfather found it feasible to keep most of the knowledge he needed on a daily basis inside his head, rising generations are characterized by the ability to quickly find and internalize necessary information from external sources.

While these changes are not necessarily good or bad, they represent a fundamental shift that should not be accepted without consideration of its potential long-term societal and personal consequences.

On Serious Correspondence

2008-02-27T00:06:00.000-08:00

Writing a long, involved personal letter to someone is a risky proposition. Yes, it signals that you care, that you have questions about her life, and that you want to know all of the details. But they also go unresponded to more often than short and pithy correspondence. Why? Because a long, involved letter demands a long, involved reply, and as we rarely have the time to compose one at the time of receipt, those long, beautiful, personal letters tend to sit in our Inboxes, perhaps marked for follow-up and perhaps not. As things put-off tend to not get done, that beautiful letter, rather than being a welcome token of friendship, often morphs into a reoccurring source of guilt, stabbing your friend every time it is noticed and the continuing lack of response rued. This is not an argument for the death of serious correspondence (it is dying fine on its own), just an opportunity for another practical application of The Golden Rule: I shall forgive those who do not respond promptly to me as I hope to be forgiven by those I have similarly neglected.

Introduction

2008-01-29T04:13:00.000-08:00

This blog is intended to provide a forum to post about any and all things that interest me. It may eventually develop some kind of theme or direction, but at this point expect it to be as eclectic as my idle thoughts. Honestly, the main impetus for starting this is the hope that pressure of having a semi-public forum for my ideas will force me to do a better job of researching, refining, and crystallizing my thoughts on various subjects. I am envisioning about a post a week and, should you have a relevant addition or insight, welcome your comments.

While the first real post for this blog is still in process, I have compiled a partial list of the topics I envision writing about in the coming months. If any of this interests you, please stay tuned.

The relative propensity of various religions for violence.
What the Nativity would look like if it happened in 2008.
Appropriate rules of electronic etiquette (including email, cell phones, and instant texting)
The development of biological engines
The true market value of jewelry-class diamonds and how they became a cultural fixture
Why women wear engagement rings and men don’t - shifting/static gender roles during courtship
Evolution of Continental and American place settings and utensil usage
Ethnic breakdown and analysis of America’s Next Top Model Contestants
Critique of Project Runway’s fundamental premise
Rules of the city, or the unspoken urban mores that allow people to live in close proximity
The Coming Catastrophe – bioengineering, oil shock, global warming – what’s going to change the way we live the most and the soonest?
Animals in zoos: Morality and social commentary
The nature of irrationality – under what conditions can we fairly say that someone is acting irrationally?
The fairness of death penalty-certified juries
The symmetry of attraction – comparison of key indicators of attraction and arousal betwixt straight males and females
Mortality rates – differences between published rates and life on the street, and what that tells us about descriptive statistics and the ways they are used
Altered states of consciousness – particularly hypnosis and lucid dreaming
What does it take to get on a reality TV show? Alternatively titled: “How do you prove you’re an emotionally stunted extrovert in a two-minute audition video?”
Coping mechanisms in extreme situations – how do people learn to survive emotionally in environments defined by violence, death, and extreme deprivation?
The argument against physical determinism – why it is/isn’t just kinetic interactions
The death of poetry and what has taken its place
Why the rich rule the world and nothing ever changes
Memory alteration and its implications for free will, social design, etc.
What happened to China’s communist fire?